A Cold joke

I made a cold joke in middle school, it actually a Chinese cold joke because the foreigner must be confused.

A polar bear feels boring so that he determined to pluck out his hair，one，two, three, and then he said:“I feel cold.”A lion lives in the Africa heard about this story, and he imitate this story, cheap jerseys, but finally he said the polar bear cheats him, while the lion complains about it, a UFO passed by and the alien said fortunately : I’m not hair!

Once in a while, I feel it must a long time about growing up, not present at least, but today I remind this story, I don’t find it made by me 5 years ago.